Alternate Side Parking Armand Hammer

[Verse 1: billy woods]
Crouched and watched as you sank
Straws snatched off the riverbank
Turnt the phrase like a shank
Had it stashed by the sinks
Didn't have to come to this, I implored negroes to think
My born date is a jinx
Wait at the gate, I'm a sphinx
You blinked, paid dearly for those forty winks
Cold as ice, she skated 'round the rink
Teeth impossibly white, cheeks pink
Finally suggested we rob them
Immediately switched my math
I do not need the problems
End up counting in the mountains
All jokes aside, my man had a Nigerian accountant
We was rollin', even though by then the cancer had slowed him
Niggas wait till you in the car to tell you it's stolen
Too late to get out, no point asking where you going
This that dumb shit you gotta survive
Just to get to the point of the script where a cop pull you over Coming from your nine to five, inexplicably empty the clip

[Hook: billy woods]
Alternate side parking, I didn't leave the apartment
Alternate side parking, I didn't leave the apartment