[Verse 1]
How many optimists does it take to change a lightbulb?
None
Their butler changes the lightbulb
[Refrain]
Always poor
Never bored
[Verse 2]
The S.L.C. want Timmy's student loan back
He'd happily oblige but he's used it all on gak
[Refrain]
Always poor
Never bored
[Verse 3]
One miscarriage
Two abortions
One degree
Seven jobs
Sally danced her socks off as Jesus sobbed
[Refrain]
Always poor
Never bored
How many optimists does it take to change a lightbulb?
None
Their butler changes the lightbulb
[Refrain]
Always poor
Never bored
[Verse 2]
The S.L.C. want Timmy's student loan back
He'd happily oblige but he's used it all on gak
[Refrain]
Always poor
Never bored
[Verse 3]
One miscarriage
Two abortions
One degree
Seven jobs
Sally danced her socks off as Jesus sobbed
[Refrain]
Always poor
Never bored
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