Spider-Man Trilogy Recap Rap The Warp Zone (Ft. Brian Fisher)

[Verse 1]
Back in '02, man those were the good days
With Tobey Parker and he wasn't from the UK
And young Franco was his nerdy best pal
Both crushin' on MJ, the next-door gal

Radioactive spider
Well, you know the details
20-20, reflexes "Go web go!" (fail)
Flash fight at school
Spidey-sense is the advantage
Then he takes it to the ring with Macho Man Savage

Uncle Ben tries to give Peter advice
Then he's killed by a criminal that Peter let slide
Fuelled by the guilt, Peter starts fighting crime
In a tight red suit by his own design

After graduation, Peter needs a way to get cash
Starts takin' selfies for J. Jonah Whiplash
While Harry takes Mary Jane, dontcha know
On top of that Peter's got a brand new Da-Foe

Harry's dad, the Goblin, looking for payback
By raining on parades and targeting the handicapped
Spidey saves Mary Jane from multiple threats
Upside down make out sesh
You could say she's extra wet (Ew!)