Valentine’s Song Saturday Night Live (Ft. Aidy Bryant, Halsey, Kate McKinnon & Kenan Thompson)

[Intro: Kate McKinnon, Aidy Bryant, Halsey & All]
Mmm, February 14th
The hottest Thursday of the year
It's a whole day about sex, romance, and sexy romance
So Happy Valentine's Day

[Verse 1: Aidy Bryant]
It's 8 PM on Valentine's Day
My man got me flowers, got me lingerie
The doorbell rings and I'm like, "What? More?"
He shrugs at me and I run to get the door
It's a card that says "You're my significant otter"
Oh no, no, "To my beautiful daughter?"
A romantic card from mom, okay, wow
'Cause damn, damn, damn
That's not where I'm at right now

[Chorus: All]
I don't wanna think of you, it's a day for romance
I don't wanna think of you when I'm gettin' in the pants
We're about to pound, my man's on the bed
And I'm grindin' with him, but now you're in my head
I'm bumpin', I'm bangin', I'm bonin', I'm 'bout to bust through
So I don't wanna think of you

[Post-Chorus: Kenan Thompson]
Stand down, stand down
And now she's FaceTiming you
Stand down, stand down, oh