The Happiest Town Mel Brooks (Ft. Fred Applegate, Jim Borstelmann & Paul Castree)

[Herald]
Make Way! Make Way!
(spoken) Make way for the funeral procession
Of Doctor Victor von Frankenstein, maker of monsters!

[All]
Listen to our tale of woe
A story we must tell
What happened in that castle made our lives a living hell!

A mad man who was crazy
Brought a dead man back to life
Who hurt and lamed
And killed and maimed
Our town was torn with strife!

[Women]
But now we're not afraid no more
We see a brighter day

[All]
He's laid to rest
We're truly blessed
And this is what we say...

Things are swell now
Ring that bell now
We're in heaven
No more hell now