[Chinese]
Yo, I’m a master inventor, the greatest in China
Wasting my time with these Athenian whiners
We invented everything from goldfish to bum wipers
We were inventing while Greeks were still in diapers
[Greek]
Democracy, geometry, and even physics
The marathon, the play and even the Olympics
The alarm clock, the anchor and central heating
The only way you’re gonna win this is if you invented cheating
[Chinese]
You want a list, we’ve got oodles
We invented noodles
While you were doing doodles
On the paper we invented for you
[Greek]
OK, sit down, pull up a chair
Like my steam engine, you’re full of hot air
We invented mathematics, we even invented pi
Oh, and by the way, your mamma says hi
[Chinese]
Check it out, Greeks might fill pages with their books
But we invented fishing reels for reeling in your hooks
Acupuncture, silk, cross bows and the bell
Our inventions are awesome, while yours just smell
Yo, I’m a master inventor, the greatest in China
Wasting my time with these Athenian whiners
We invented everything from goldfish to bum wipers
We were inventing while Greeks were still in diapers
[Greek]
Democracy, geometry, and even physics
The marathon, the play and even the Olympics
The alarm clock, the anchor and central heating
The only way you’re gonna win this is if you invented cheating
[Chinese]
You want a list, we’ve got oodles
We invented noodles
While you were doing doodles
On the paper we invented for you
[Greek]
OK, sit down, pull up a chair
Like my steam engine, you’re full of hot air
We invented mathematics, we even invented pi
Oh, and by the way, your mamma says hi
[Chinese]
Check it out, Greeks might fill pages with their books
But we invented fishing reels for reeling in your hooks
Acupuncture, silk, cross bows and the bell
Our inventions are awesome, while yours just smell
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