[Verse 1]
Monopoly was not for me, chess made me stressed out
So the only way I could get down was with pocket electronics and bleeps
Ever since my Game Boy made toys obsolete
I've been a well behaved boy that played inside and stayed off the street
Yes, I got my electric shocks from Tetris blocks and Mario Land
Though there wasn't much room for much but mushrooms I was the man, man
With a pad in my hand, hammering at it while eating my breakfast
Being the best - that was the plan, beating the rest and leaving them breathless
Please believe me, nobody could beat me at Tetris
I fucking rock, dropping blocks like heads off chopping blocks, I was on some next shit
And I've still got a flame for puzzle games like HD Hexic
But when the PC came my gaming tastes became eclectic
[Chorus]
This day's grim (it's raining), it's raining
What wonderful weather for gaming
The sun's blazing (the sun's blazing) so let's stay in
It's wonderful weather for gaming
[Verse 2]
I was the geeky one, I really wanted a PC CD-ROM, then got it
Eight meg of RAM, a CRT screen, she was some top kit
Free moments were devoted to keystrokes and the odd click
Far more into dark forces than even the Star Wars Kid
And Civilization II's a brilliant game that you really should play and I still do today
Computer games improve your brain, it's proven, mate
So if you behave in stupid ways then please refrain from blaming GTA
I really hate excuses, I may just shoot my teacher's face
Nah, I'm already embroiled in getting these Tesla coils
Ready in my base
The Russians are coming with trucks full of gunmen, I need to be safe
But maybe the Green Beret could lead the way and see us through
At least til we replace the PC games with PS2
Monopoly was not for me, chess made me stressed out
So the only way I could get down was with pocket electronics and bleeps
Ever since my Game Boy made toys obsolete
I've been a well behaved boy that played inside and stayed off the street
Yes, I got my electric shocks from Tetris blocks and Mario Land
Though there wasn't much room for much but mushrooms I was the man, man
With a pad in my hand, hammering at it while eating my breakfast
Being the best - that was the plan, beating the rest and leaving them breathless
Please believe me, nobody could beat me at Tetris
I fucking rock, dropping blocks like heads off chopping blocks, I was on some next shit
And I've still got a flame for puzzle games like HD Hexic
But when the PC came my gaming tastes became eclectic
[Chorus]
This day's grim (it's raining), it's raining
What wonderful weather for gaming
The sun's blazing (the sun's blazing) so let's stay in
It's wonderful weather for gaming
[Verse 2]
I was the geeky one, I really wanted a PC CD-ROM, then got it
Eight meg of RAM, a CRT screen, she was some top kit
Free moments were devoted to keystrokes and the odd click
Far more into dark forces than even the Star Wars Kid
And Civilization II's a brilliant game that you really should play and I still do today
Computer games improve your brain, it's proven, mate
So if you behave in stupid ways then please refrain from blaming GTA
I really hate excuses, I may just shoot my teacher's face
Nah, I'm already embroiled in getting these Tesla coils
Ready in my base
The Russians are coming with trucks full of gunmen, I need to be safe
But maybe the Green Beret could lead the way and see us through
At least til we replace the PC games with PS2
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