Listening to my Penis Jon Lajoie

[Chorus]
Listening to my penis, listening to my penis
I swear I would be a genius if I stopped listening to my penis

[Verse 1]
I should be studying and working hard
My future depends on it, this is bizarre
Why am I standing in this noisy club
With people I hate; what the fuck?
This doesn't make sense, I hate this place
12 dollar drinks and a shitty DJ
Obnoxious douchebags and easy girls
Oh yeah, that's why I'm here, the easy girls
I can't believe that it's come to this
Do all this just to cum? It's ridiculous
I know I sound sexist, but I'm a feminist
But the problem's my dick is an idiot
But when it comes to arguments, he always wins
Rationality can not compete with orgasms
I lost my train of thought, this girl's so hot
Here I go again, I have to stop

[Chorus]
Listening to my penis, listening to my penis
I swear I would be a genius if I stopped listening to my penis