[Verse 1]
Well I walked up to the bar
I laid down my platinum card
Then I ordered fifty longnecks
For my new friends (thanks Kenny!)
[Verse 2]
Well the barmaid passed them out
And before we chugged them down
I held mine up, said here's to us and then
[Verse 3]
Well this blonde slid up to me
Said that was awful sweet
Then I saw her boyfriend
As wide as he was tall
[Verse 4]
Well he broke up our hug
With a six foot, five inch shove
And I found myself slammed up
Against the wall
[Pre-Chorus]
Why does everybody want
To kick my ass
I'm just trying to have a little fun
For all the ones who can't
Well I walked up to the bar
I laid down my platinum card
Then I ordered fifty longnecks
For my new friends (thanks Kenny!)
[Verse 2]
Well the barmaid passed them out
And before we chugged them down
I held mine up, said here's to us and then
[Verse 3]
Well this blonde slid up to me
Said that was awful sweet
Then I saw her boyfriend
As wide as he was tall
[Verse 4]
Well he broke up our hug
With a six foot, five inch shove
And I found myself slammed up
Against the wall
[Pre-Chorus]
Why does everybody want
To kick my ass
I'm just trying to have a little fun
For all the ones who can't
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