Cop Song Mark Hollmann (Ft. Daniel Marcus & Jeff McCarthy)

[LOCKSTOCK, spoken]
If there's one thing I've learned in my many years of enforcing the laws of this city, it's that the journey down to Urinetown offers no
Surprises. Not even from the very toughest among us. On that journey, expect only...the expected. 
(sung)
And it's a hard, cold, tumble of a journey
Worthy of a gurney, a bumble down
A slapped face, smacked with a mace
Certain to debase is our stumble down
It's a path that leads you only one place
Horrible to retrace, a crumble down
A hard, cold, tumble of a tourney
Jumble of a journey to Urinetown

[LOCKSTOCK & BARREL]
Julie Cassidy
Went to a field behind a tree
Saw there was no one who could see

[LOCKSTOCK]
Her pee -

[BARREL]
But me

[LOCKSTOCK & BARREL]
And Jacob Rosenbloom
Thought he was safe up in his room
Didn't know the jars he kept up there
Would obligate a trip to a Urine-tomb!