KAZAKHSTAN MINISTRY OF INFORMATION PRESENTS
A MINISTRY OF AGRICULTURE AND WILDLIFE PRODUCTION
IN ASSOCIATION WITH ALMATY CENTRE FOR DISEASE CONTROL
(chorus singing melancholy song in foreign language)
BORAT: Jangshemash. My name a Borat. My life is nice. Not. But how I end up like this?
14 year ago, I release a moviefilm which was great success in US&A. But Kazakhstan become a laughingstocks around the world. Our exports of potassium and pubis plummet. Many brokers leapt from our tallest skyscrapers.
Since Running of Jew had been canceled, all Kazakhstan had left was Holocaust Remembrance Day, where we commemorate our heroic soldiers who ran the camps.
I was blamed for Kazakhstan’s failure and banned from ever make reportings again. I was publicly humiliate.
A Kazakh plays a strongman game, which is revealed to have Borat in that infamous mankini atop it, so the propelled puck hits him in the groin.
BORAT:
Ow! Wawaweewa!
(cheering)
I was sentence for life to hard labor in gulag. But 14 year later, men from government bring me to presidential palace.
PRESIDENTIAL PALACE
Almaty
A MINISTRY OF AGRICULTURE AND WILDLIFE PRODUCTION
IN ASSOCIATION WITH ALMATY CENTRE FOR DISEASE CONTROL
(chorus singing melancholy song in foreign language)
BORAT: Jangshemash. My name a Borat. My life is nice. Not. But how I end up like this?
14 year ago, I release a moviefilm which was great success in US&A. But Kazakhstan become a laughingstocks around the world. Our exports of potassium and pubis plummet. Many brokers leapt from our tallest skyscrapers.
Since Running of Jew had been canceled, all Kazakhstan had left was Holocaust Remembrance Day, where we commemorate our heroic soldiers who ran the camps.
I was blamed for Kazakhstan’s failure and banned from ever make reportings again. I was publicly humiliate.
A Kazakh plays a strongman game, which is revealed to have Borat in that infamous mankini atop it, so the propelled puck hits him in the groin.
BORAT:
Ow! Wawaweewa!
(cheering)
I was sentence for life to hard labor in gulag. But 14 year later, men from government bring me to presidential palace.
PRESIDENTIAL PALACE
Almaty
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