[Intro: Froggy Fresh (spoken)]
There they were
Sitting on my bed in a big yellow box
The shoes I'd been waiting my whole life for
I pulled straight A's this report card, so dad picked them up for me
I set my backpack down and proceeded to examine them
The craftsmanship of the box, beautiful
Then I slid out the drawer
There they were
The Good Guy Shoes
Amazing
On top said a letter
A message written in blood
Well, not blood
It was red marker, but still
It kind of looked like blood
Anyways, I read the letter aloud
"To whom it may concern
These shoes are possessed by the soul of an evil, redheaded, Irish thug named Doug
Whoever wears these shoes will become Doug the Irish Thug
Seriously, this is not a joke
Doug will take over your body
And you will lose all control of yourself
And your hair will even turn red!
Wear at your own risk"
There they were
Sitting on my bed in a big yellow box
The shoes I'd been waiting my whole life for
I pulled straight A's this report card, so dad picked them up for me
I set my backpack down and proceeded to examine them
The craftsmanship of the box, beautiful
Then I slid out the drawer
There they were
The Good Guy Shoes
Amazing
On top said a letter
A message written in blood
Well, not blood
It was red marker, but still
It kind of looked like blood
Anyways, I read the letter aloud
"To whom it may concern
These shoes are possessed by the soul of an evil, redheaded, Irish thug named Doug
Whoever wears these shoes will become Doug the Irish Thug
Seriously, this is not a joke
Doug will take over your body
And you will lose all control of yourself
And your hair will even turn red!
Wear at your own risk"
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