California Christmastime Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast (Ft. Donna Lynne Champlin, Pete Gardner, Rachel Bloom, Santino Fontana, Vella Lovell & Vincent Rodriguez III)

[REBECCA]
Well, you can take your snow and shove it
This is our Christmas and we love it
It's a hundred degrees, this elf is Vietnamese
That's the way that California does it

[JOSH CHAN]
Even our Santa has a suntan
He's also an unemployed stuntman
[REBECCA]
Is he even awake?
[SANTA]
Yeah, I'm just really baked
[JOSH]
If he can be Santa Claus, anyone can!

[REBECCA & JOSH]
California Christmastime
It's just a Golden State of mind
Chet's nuts roasting in the bright sunlight!
[REBECCA, spoken]
Put on some pants, Chet!

[REBECCA & JOSH]
And what would Christmas be without
Historically low mountain snow causing staggering drought
[JOSH]
But hey, this eggnog fro-yo's super tight!
[REBECCA]
Super tight!