Poor Unfortunate Souls (from ”The Little Mermaid”) - From The Little Mermaid; Soundtrack Version Pat Carroll

Ursula:
The only way to get what you want is to become a human yourself!

Ariel:
Can you do that?

Ursula:
My dear, sweet child, that's what I do! It's what I live for! To help unfortunate merfolk like yourself. Poor souls with no one else to turn to

I admit that in the past I've been a nasty
They weren't kidding when they called me, well, a witch
But you'll find that nowadays
I've mended all my ways
Repented, seen the light, and made a switch
True? Yes!

And I fortunately know a little magic
It's a talent that I always have possessed
And dear lady, please don't laugh
I use it on behalf
Of the miserable, lonely and depressed (Pathetic)

Poor unfortunate souls
In pain
In need
This one longing to be thinner
That one wants to get the girl
And do I help them?
Yes, indeed