Pantomime: Everywhere It’s Christmas The Beatles

[All, singing]
Everywhere, it's Christmas, everywhere it's song.
London, Paris, Rome and New York, Tokyo, Hong Kong.
Oh, everywhere it's Christmas, and I'm off to join the cheer!
Everywhere, it's Christmas, at the end of every year!
Oh, everywhere it's Christmas, at the end of every year!
I said that everywhere it's Christmas, at the end of every year!
One more time now!
Everywhere it's Christmas….

[All, singing in choral style]
Or-away-nyaa, or-away-nyaa, or-away-nyaa, ooh,
In-do-manja, in-do-manja, in-do-manja, ooh.

[Paul]
Our story opens in Corsica. On the verandah is a bearded man in glasses conducting a small choir.

[All, singing in choral style]
Or-away-nyaa, or-away-nyaa, or-away-nyaa...
[Yodelling]

Meanwhile, high in the Swiss Alps, two elderly Scotchmen munch on a rare cheese.

[George]
Mmm... wonderful stuff this, Agnes.