Finesse Parody Bart Baker

[Part 1: Finesse (Remix)]

[Verse 1: London Worthy as Cardi B]
Beats on snore rap skills are average
But somehow I changed the game
I'm the new Bronx Nicki, plastic ass and titties
But inside I'm real not fake (No Barbie!)
I'm the most successful stripper since Britney Spears
I'm proof that charm is more important than bars
Your girl went from Bodak with a man voice like Ja Rule
To this cheese throwback yup straight up Paula Abdul like aye
Strike a corny pose like aye
Now let's both pretend to paint, to paint
Bruno, this old-school throwback schtick is getting lame (Owwww)

[Verse 2: Joshua Fertado as Bruno Mars]
Ooooh I have mild Alzheimer's
That's why my music style is decades off (Decades off)
Yeah, had to hire Cardi to cover
The fact this track's like all my other songs

[Pre-Chorus: Bruno Mars & Dancers]
Oh is it 2002? (Is it 2002)
Or 1988? (Or 1988)
I have no frickin' clue (I have no frickin' clue)
Someone, please fix my brain
Bill Clinton for president
It's 2018, snap out of it!
Bruno, you've lost your mind
That's right