[Round 1: XQZ]
LL…well, I guess this weekend represents ‘em both
You know, you battled Ill Will last night, got effortlessly smoked
You gon’ feel so fucked up after this one
You’ll start believin’ the pandemic is a hoax
‘Cause you stood in front of Ill, took a test the next day, and got nothin’ but negative results
That last shit? Yeah, I probably coulda rapped the verses smoother
And I get it if it’s not your thing
You know, the monotone voice, the nerdy humor
So they’re sayin’ “Forget the 100K”
They couldn’t count mе out the tourney sooner
So now I gotta comе outta left field, and then I’m slidin’ wit’ the big stash (‘stache) like Bernie Brewer
It’s a different cloth, never worried if the stock’s raisin’
I said, I’ve been an animal with the craft since Diddy Kong Racing
I was choppin' heads off on some Ichabod Crane shit
Since Lush and Plex were hosting battles, yellin', “Fist to Palm Nation!“
So fuck a hater!
Old-school in the ring like the Undertaker
Uppercut have him holdin' his gut like his stomach stapled
Givin' LL hit after hit, it’s another banger
Rusty razor - LL, back up! It’s a cub creator
I said, Korbel Jordan! I know you always like to re-introduce it
Dot Mobb, New Midwest, and he’s been leading the movement
But to KOTD, you just got here, and I’mma beat up the new kid
Like Last Dance, got the type of lines this rookie Jordan don’t even wanna be in the room with
You have a tweet that says “URL contract signed“
And it has been sitting in your drafts for a long-ass time
You’ve done four thousand PGs, only one they felt was good enough to show
You had a battle on the app that they immediately deleted, like, a month ago
You know what’s funny though?
My record on URL is 1–0
Your record on URL is most battles vaulted in a fuckin’ row
You are trash! And these leagues ignore it because it’s good for their budget
You bring people in the door and you get booked for a hundred
It’s like that OnlyFans shit, ‘cause no matter how it looks to the public
In the end, as long as it makes them money, they will put up with fuck shit
But hey, at least you’ve been, uh, workin’ on the image
And I’m not bein’ sarcastic
It’s a smart tactic ‘cause no one realizes none of the bars matchin’
You are a 2K created player who spent all the virtual cash on new clothes
But now he’s stuck with the standard moves, and all his attributes low
Time
LL…well, I guess this weekend represents ‘em both
You know, you battled Ill Will last night, got effortlessly smoked
You gon’ feel so fucked up after this one
You’ll start believin’ the pandemic is a hoax
‘Cause you stood in front of Ill, took a test the next day, and got nothin’ but negative results
That last shit? Yeah, I probably coulda rapped the verses smoother
And I get it if it’s not your thing
You know, the monotone voice, the nerdy humor
So they’re sayin’ “Forget the 100K”
They couldn’t count mе out the tourney sooner
So now I gotta comе outta left field, and then I’m slidin’ wit’ the big stash (‘stache) like Bernie Brewer
It’s a different cloth, never worried if the stock’s raisin’
I said, I’ve been an animal with the craft since Diddy Kong Racing
I was choppin' heads off on some Ichabod Crane shit
Since Lush and Plex were hosting battles, yellin', “Fist to Palm Nation!“
So fuck a hater!
Old-school in the ring like the Undertaker
Uppercut have him holdin' his gut like his stomach stapled
Givin' LL hit after hit, it’s another banger
Rusty razor - LL, back up! It’s a cub creator
I said, Korbel Jordan! I know you always like to re-introduce it
Dot Mobb, New Midwest, and he’s been leading the movement
But to KOTD, you just got here, and I’mma beat up the new kid
Like Last Dance, got the type of lines this rookie Jordan don’t even wanna be in the room with
You have a tweet that says “URL contract signed“
And it has been sitting in your drafts for a long-ass time
You’ve done four thousand PGs, only one they felt was good enough to show
You had a battle on the app that they immediately deleted, like, a month ago
You know what’s funny though?
My record on URL is 1–0
Your record on URL is most battles vaulted in a fuckin’ row
You are trash! And these leagues ignore it because it’s good for their budget
You bring people in the door and you get booked for a hundred
It’s like that OnlyFans shit, ‘cause no matter how it looks to the public
In the end, as long as it makes them money, they will put up with fuck shit
But hey, at least you’ve been, uh, workin’ on the image
And I’m not bein’ sarcastic
It’s a smart tactic ‘cause no one realizes none of the bars matchin’
You are a 2K created player who spent all the virtual cash on new clothes
But now he’s stuck with the standard moves, and all his attributes low
Time
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