Monkey David Wine David Allan Coe

You freeze the knees of a spider crawling backwards
Take the fat from the back of a hog
Catch an alligator, cut off its toenails
Throw in the eye of a dog
Add a tablespoon of cider, baby
Then you mix it till its fine
And when you got it finished, baby
Monkey David Wine
Monkey David Wine
Monkey David Wine
Monkey David Wine, Your Frankenstein
Child, it's gonna make you lose your mind

When your eyes get red and puffy
Your skin starts peeling too
You wake up in jail with lice in your hair
Lord what did you do
You been drinking
Monkey David Wine
Monkey David Wine
Monkey David Wine
Monkey David Wine, your porcupine
It's gonna make you lose your mind

You take the left eye from a fly flying backwards
Soak it in the scales from a snake
Stir with the toes from a rat tail monkey
Set your oven on bake
Wrap up a hair from a local square
Two toothpicks for a of twine
Friend you ain't never drank nothing now
Till you tasted Monkey David Wine
Monkey David Wine
Monkey David Wine
Monkey David Wine, your porcupine
It's gonna make you mine now