Hoes Too $hort

[Verse 1]
You see some people like to play the dating game
Meet a new freak and ask "What's your name?"
Wine and dine and waste all that time
Spending money on a ho 'cause you think she's fine
Holding hands at the movies, waiting months to fuck
Played like a sucker, you should know what's up
Getting dogged by a snotty, fake, broke-ass ho
Listen to a real dog, 'cause I know
You get a pretty yellow bitch with that long-ass hair
Fine motherfucker trying to get with a player
Can't fuck worth shit, old stiff-ass bitch
Tried to get some head and she just kissed my dick
I need a bitch with a beeper, a full time tramp
She can't suck dick like she's licking a stamp
But she can lick it all around, or swallow it whole
Deep throat this big dick and act real bold
You go to sleep, she'll straight rob your ass
'Cause hoes like to steal and take all your cash
And when hoes go to jail, pimps make bail
Take 'em to the stroll and let the pussy sell
'Cause to a trick, they're just quick nuts
But to a grandmother, they're like big sluts
And if you're $hort Dog, they look like bank rolls
If I ever go broke I'll just break hoes
'Cause hoes were made to be broken
It happens every day in Oakland
I need a bitch, that's one thing I know
Put my money where my mouth is and break them hoes
Two or four, they like to run in pairs
Hit small towns and sell pussy everywhere
I ain't giving no bitches, no kind of slack
'Cause Oakland California is where they made The Mack