Reasons to Be Cheerful, Pt. 3 (12" Version) Ian Dury and the Blockheads

[Intro]
Why don't you get back into bed?
Why don't you get back into bed?
Why don't you get back into bed?
Why don't you get back into bed?
Why don't you get back into bed?
Why don't you get back into bed?
Why don't you get back into bed?
Why don't you get back into bed?
Why don't you get back into bed?
Why don't you get back into bed?

[Chorus]
Reasons to Be Cheerful, part 3
1, 2, 3

[Verse 1]
Summer, Buddy Holly, the working folly
Good golly, Miss Molly and boats
Hammersmith Palais, the Bolshoi Ballet
Jump back in the alley and nanny goats
18 wheeler Scammells, dominica camels
All other mammals, plus equal votes
Seeing Piccadilly, Fanny Smith and Willie
Being rather silly and porridge oats
A bit of grin and bear it (Reasons to Be Cheerful), a bit of come and share it (Part 3)
You're welcome we can spare it, yellow socks
Too short to be haughty (Reasons to Be Cheerful), too nutty to be naughty (Part 3)
Going on forty, no electric shocks
The juice of a carrot (Reasons to Be Cheerful), the smile of a parrot (Part 3)
A little drop of claret, anything that rocks
Elvis and Scotty (Reasons to Be Cheerful), the days when I ain't spotty (One, two, three)
Sitting on a potty, curing smallpox (Why don't you get back into bed?)