Pigs (Three Different Ones) Pink Floyd

[Intro]
*pig snorting*

[Verse 1]
Big man, pig man, haha, charade, you are, woo!
You well-heeled big wheel, haha, charade, you are
And when your hand is on your heart

[Pre-Chorus]
You're nearly a good laugh, almost a joker
With your head down in the pig bin, saying, "Keep on digging"
Pig stain on your fat chin, what do you hope to find
Down in the pig mine?

[Chorus]
You're nearly a laugh
You're nearly a laugh, but you're really a cry

[Verse 2]
Bus stop rat bag, haha, charade, you are
You fucked up, old hag, haha, charade, you are
You radiate cold shafts of broken glass

[Pre-Chorus]
You're nearly a good laugh, almost worth a quick grin
You like the feel of steel, you're hot stuff with a hatpin
And good fun with a handgun