Kansasland Original Broadway Cast of Curtains (Ft. Edward Hibbert, Jim Newman, Matt Farnsworth, Megan Sikora & Original Broadway Cast of Curtains)

[BELLING, spoken]
So, let's follow the yellow brick road in the wrong direction, all the way back to Kansasland. Sasha: yeehaw!

[RANDY]
Come every second Sunday of each
Month throughout the year
The womenfolk head out from town
To greet the soldiers here

[WOMEN]
We bring them home cooked vittles!

[HARV]
Yeah, that's all these ladies share

[RANDY]
There ain't no chance for romance
When the dance is strictly square!

[COMPANY]
In Kansasland
In the straw, we never stray
Cuz in Kansasland
You can't be too good in the hay
In Kansasland
Don't shake the sassafras
But in Kansasland
There's lots of splendor in that grass!