Little Susie Shallow Throat was lonely
All the girls all made fun of her at school
'Cause no matter how she tried
She could not get a dick inside
Her shallow throat
Shallow throat
Hot Dogs and bananas were too big
Cucumbers and sausages
They just would not fit
She tried 'em all
The football team all tried to give her lessons
She practiced but she threw up on the coach
Not one man on the squad
Ever shot his wad in Susie's throat
Shallow throat
Hot Dogs and bananas were too big
Cucumbers and sausages
They just would not fit
She tried 'em all
The drum major was a boy named Slick
Who had a very little bitty dick
She licked it sucked and stroked it
'Til Slick thought she might choke
He never knew
She had a shallow throat
All the girls all made fun of her at school
'Cause no matter how she tried
She could not get a dick inside
Her shallow throat
Shallow throat
Hot Dogs and bananas were too big
Cucumbers and sausages
They just would not fit
She tried 'em all
The football team all tried to give her lessons
She practiced but she threw up on the coach
Not one man on the squad
Ever shot his wad in Susie's throat
Shallow throat
Hot Dogs and bananas were too big
Cucumbers and sausages
They just would not fit
She tried 'em all
The drum major was a boy named Slick
Who had a very little bitty dick
She licked it sucked and stroked it
'Til Slick thought she might choke
He never knew
She had a shallow throat
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