Fugue for Tinhorns Walter Bobbie, J.K. Simmons, & Timothy Shew

I got the horse right here
The name is Paul Revere
And here's a guy that says if the weather's clear
Can do, can do, this guy says the horse can do
If he says the horse can do, can do, can do

Are you crazy?
Can do; I'm pickin' Valentine
Can do; 'cause on the morning line
This guy says the horse can do; A guy has got him figured at five to nine
If he says the horse; Has chance; But look at Epitaph
Can do; Has chance ; He wins it by a half
Can do; This guy says the horse has chance; According to this
Can do; here in thе Telegraph

I tell ya Epitaph...
Valеntine...
Paul Revere...

I got the horse right here!

The morning work looks fine
I know it's Valentine
Besides the jockey's brother's a friend of mine
Needs race; Now just a minute, boys
Needs race; I've got the feed box noise
My friend says the horse needs race; It says the great-grandfather was Equipoise