Ninja Brian’s Kids’ Album Ninja Sex Party

[Spoken Word]
Okay, everyone
Because I've been publicly stating that Ninja Brian has an STD for more than a decade now
I kinda feel like I owe him one
So I've agreed to sing on the lead track of his upcoming children's album
Here we go

[Chorus]
Everybody dies alone
Everybody dies a—

[Spoken Word]
You know what, I'm not doing this