Factory Wall of Voodoo

[Verse 1]
Now I know I had something to say
But the problem is to say something
Uh, you gotta say it
And I still don't remember a thing
Since the funny gas came out of that pipe next to me
I guess they didn't O.K. it
Now I remember—did I tell ya?
Cut my thumb off at the knuckle on a broken band saw
Didn't see the belt buckle or the blade slip
And I remember when the doctor did it up with a stitch
Funny thing, still got a scratch that I can't itch where my thumb was

[Verse 2]
Now I've brought the same piece of chicken in a bag to work every day
For the last twenty years or so
And I really don't mind work assembly line
Got an intercom blasting the news
And the latest on the baseball scores
Come around every Friday
Well, I get a paycheck
Take the same road home that I come to work on
Heck, it's a living

[Chorus]
And I got another factory back home
I got a barbeque, a pink mustang, fender's chrome
And at nine o'clock I sit there in my chair
And I don't know why I lose my hair