Napoleon Bonaparte Horrible Histories (Ft. Jim Howick & Simon Farnaby)

[Napoleon (Howick)]
(It's the One Emperor of the French, King of Italy, Co-Prince of Andorra... You guessed it, it's me! Napoleon Bonaparte!)

Hello Paris, I burst through the door
Now everybody lift your jaws off the floor
You act like you've never seen your emperor before
It's Napoleon and I'm back for more
I've just escaped from exile on Elba
Where they called me the "Caged Monster"
They say I'm short and I've got little hands
But check out my massive battle plans
Yes, we've got to go to war one more time
Against who? Everybody, but don't worry, we'll be fine
Just fighting to get back what's rightfully mine
Which is everything I conquered the first time

King Louis whatever
He ain't got nothing on me
The greatest Frenchman ever
Come to war with me
French people, my subjects
I brought you success
Women used to make me nervous
But in battle I'm the best

(Napoleon Bonaparte, Napoleon Bonaparte)
I didn't come to party
I came to get nasty
(Napoleon Bonaparte, Napoleon Bonaparte)
Just got to win at Waterloo
Then I'll get back to ruling you