[Round 1: James Corden]
I heard I was battling an A-list hunk
But when I saw Ashton Kutcher, I knew I was getting Punk'd
You haven't had a hit movie since 2002
You were so bad in Jobs, even Siri won't talk to you
On That '70s Show, you're a stoner with jokes
Which is ironic, 'cause tonight, you're the one who's gettin' smoked
You do great charity work year after year
Wanna save something from dying? Start with your career
[Round 1: Ashton Kutcher]
People came to see Peter Rabbit battle me
But your battle's with your lady, her rabbit's outta batteries
My career's been doin' fine ever since the '70s
Your job's an Uber driver for real celebrities
You were at the Royal Wedding, and that seems right
Every wedding has a guest they didn't invite
People see me at valet, they say, "Look, it's a star!"
They see you at valet, they say, "Dude, where's my car?"
[Round 2: James Corden]
You made fun of Peter Rabbit and my work on Carpool
I'm not taking that from the tool who made trucker hats cool
Valentine's Day and New Year's Eve are movies you've fumbled
You've ruined more holidays than a Trump-loving uncle
You joined Two and a Half Men, but producers intervened
It's the only time people thought, "Man, I miss Charlie Sheen"
You invested all your money in technology and apps
Hell, I'd do the same if I knew I couldn't act
I heard I was battling an A-list hunk
But when I saw Ashton Kutcher, I knew I was getting Punk'd
You haven't had a hit movie since 2002
You were so bad in Jobs, even Siri won't talk to you
On That '70s Show, you're a stoner with jokes
Which is ironic, 'cause tonight, you're the one who's gettin' smoked
You do great charity work year after year
Wanna save something from dying? Start with your career
[Round 1: Ashton Kutcher]
People came to see Peter Rabbit battle me
But your battle's with your lady, her rabbit's outta batteries
My career's been doin' fine ever since the '70s
Your job's an Uber driver for real celebrities
You were at the Royal Wedding, and that seems right
Every wedding has a guest they didn't invite
People see me at valet, they say, "Look, it's a star!"
They see you at valet, they say, "Dude, where's my car?"
[Round 2: James Corden]
You made fun of Peter Rabbit and my work on Carpool
I'm not taking that from the tool who made trucker hats cool
Valentine's Day and New Year's Eve are movies you've fumbled
You've ruined more holidays than a Trump-loving uncle
You joined Two and a Half Men, but producers intervened
It's the only time people thought, "Man, I miss Charlie Sheen"
You invested all your money in technology and apps
Hell, I'd do the same if I knew I couldn't act
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