[Round 1: Shaggy]
For ten years, Matthew Lillard, he's been off the grid
His career disappeared, much like his eyebrows did
Shaggy versus Shaggy, but you really don't want it
Mine is different, 'cause I got a Grammy with that name on it
I'm here to break it to you, Matt, you're never coming back
You're only famous in the '90s: you're a human fanny pack
I'm here to make you hot, your career been tragic
And sadly, you're being served by Mr. Boombastic
[Round 1: Matthew Lillard]
Good joke about my eyebrows, one thing, though
You look like Lenny Kravitz if he let himself go
Oh, the great Shaggy, I'm the one who's ugly?
I date Christina Hendricks on TV, so that's funny
The one-hit wonder, mediocre entertainer
They play your song between "The Chicken Dance" and "Macarena"
You talk about my face, like you some kind of beauty
How's your name Shaggy when you look like Scooby?
[Round 2: Shaggy]
"One-hit wonder", I went ten times platinum
You're in the first Scream movie, then what the hell happened?
You weren't in Scream 2, though, they didn't even ask
You could scare the whole cast without even wearing a mask
Oh, sorry, that's a spoiler, he was a killer in Scream
Then Hollywood was a killer of all of Matthew's dreams
I look like Lenny Kravitz? You shouldn't even speak
You look like Ryan Phillippe, if he was a meth-head freak
For ten years, Matthew Lillard, he's been off the grid
His career disappeared, much like his eyebrows did
Shaggy versus Shaggy, but you really don't want it
Mine is different, 'cause I got a Grammy with that name on it
I'm here to break it to you, Matt, you're never coming back
You're only famous in the '90s: you're a human fanny pack
I'm here to make you hot, your career been tragic
And sadly, you're being served by Mr. Boombastic
[Round 1: Matthew Lillard]
Good joke about my eyebrows, one thing, though
You look like Lenny Kravitz if he let himself go
Oh, the great Shaggy, I'm the one who's ugly?
I date Christina Hendricks on TV, so that's funny
The one-hit wonder, mediocre entertainer
They play your song between "The Chicken Dance" and "Macarena"
You talk about my face, like you some kind of beauty
How's your name Shaggy when you look like Scooby?
[Round 2: Shaggy]
"One-hit wonder", I went ten times platinum
You're in the first Scream movie, then what the hell happened?
You weren't in Scream 2, though, they didn't even ask
You could scare the whole cast without even wearing a mask
Oh, sorry, that's a spoiler, he was a killer in Scream
Then Hollywood was a killer of all of Matthew's dreams
I look like Lenny Kravitz? You shouldn't even speak
You look like Ryan Phillippe, if he was a meth-head freak
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