Metaverse Hobo Johnson
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[Intro]
Five, four, three, two, o— (Met-Met-Meta—)
The birds are chirping on my iPhone 8
What a beautifully augmented day (Future [?])
Yeah, my girlfriend's face is on my Android screen, and
To me that only means one thing, dog
We're headed to the Metaverse (The Metaverse), the Metaverse (The Metaverse)
A billion bucks is bound to make it work (Future [?])
[Verse 1]
The Metaverse (The Metaverse), the Metaverse (The Metaverse)
Can you imagine fucking something worse?
Than Michael Jordan's avatar selling you shoes (Wow)
Zuckerberg's Memoji is now letting you choose
Between the three options that have already passed
The sweet algorithm's most profitable path
And Helen Keller giving you a pep-talk (Wow, wow, wow)
If you pay her five bucks, she'll say your name, dog (Frank)
Today is sweet and I'm making it mine
Because I'm headed to Gandhi's yoga class at nine
And civil disobedience's a thing of the past
Just give us the new battle pass (The battle pass)
It's intrinsically depressing to pick from the infinite shit, in
[Chorus]
The Metaverse (The Metaverse), the Metaverse (The Metaverse)
A billion bucks is bound to make it work (Future [?])
The Metaverse (The Metaverse), the Metaverse (The Metaverse)
Can you imagine fucking something worse? (Not yet)
Five, four, three, two, o— (Met-Met-Meta—)
The birds are chirping on my iPhone 8
What a beautifully augmented day (Future [?])
Yeah, my girlfriend's face is on my Android screen, and
To me that only means one thing, dog
We're headed to the Metaverse (The Metaverse), the Metaverse (The Metaverse)
A billion bucks is bound to make it work (Future [?])
[Verse 1]
The Metaverse (The Metaverse), the Metaverse (The Metaverse)
Can you imagine fucking something worse?
Than Michael Jordan's avatar selling you shoes (Wow)
Zuckerberg's Memoji is now letting you choose
Between the three options that have already passed
The sweet algorithm's most profitable path
And Helen Keller giving you a pep-talk (Wow, wow, wow)
If you pay her five bucks, she'll say your name, dog (Frank)
Today is sweet and I'm making it mine
Because I'm headed to Gandhi's yoga class at nine
And civil disobedience's a thing of the past
Just give us the new battle pass (The battle pass)
It's intrinsically depressing to pick from the infinite shit, in
[Chorus]
The Metaverse (The Metaverse), the Metaverse (The Metaverse)
A billion bucks is bound to make it work (Future [?])
The Metaverse (The Metaverse), the Metaverse (The Metaverse)
Can you imagine fucking something worse? (Not yet)
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