I... Hate Who I Am When I’m Horny CMAT

[Verse 1]
Borderline, I'm at the borderline
In my head
Overtime, I'm doing overtime
In the bed
I had an old man who was a melter
I had another old man, wasn't much better
And now I'm sitting in an office paying eighty quid an hour to cry
Oh, my

[Verse 2]
And you ask me first off what am I into
I says, "God, self destruction and a Britney tune"
You know she's so lucky, she's a star
You'd be well within your rights to leave me at the bar
But I can't put out for the love of my life
So I'll call you next Sunday, 2:45
When he's long, long gone, but still in the room
Can you leave me later? Are you coming soon?

[Chorus]
'Cause I try to be cool (I always really try to be cool)
But I never come through (I never really could come through)
And I hate who I am when I'm horny
I hope that you know
And I wanna have grace (I wanna have grace)
I was born with no face (Ooh, I wasn't born with a face)
And I hate who I am when I'm horny
I hope that you know, know, know, know