If Walls Could Talk Ry Cooder

[Verse 1]
Well, if things could talk then I'm sure you'd hear
A lot of things to make you cry, my dear
Ain't you glad (Ain't you glad)
Oh, ain't you glad (Ain't you glad)
Ain't you glad (Glad)
Glad that things don't talk

[Verse 2]
Now, if shoes could tell where they've been
When you say you've been visiting a friend
Ain't you glad (Ain't you glad)
He-he-hey, ain't you glad (Ain't you glad)
But ain't you glad (Glad)
Glad that shoes don't talk

[Verse 3]
Now, if doors could tell who's turned the knob
When he's away out on his job
If cars could tell who's been inside
And who's been taking you out for a ride
Ain't you glad (Ain't you glad)
Mmm, ain't you glad (Ain't you glad)
But ain't you glad (Glad)
Glad that cars don't talk