So Hip It Hurts ABC

Do you remember when men wore skirts? (So hip)
In kipper ties like jealous flirts (So hip)
In calico and brocade shirts (So hip it hurts)

Do you remember when girls wore slacks? (So hip)
At traffic stops, men get heart attacks (So hip)
Seems so strange that they took it like that (So hip it hurts)

He's so hip, so hip it
She's so hip, so hip it
They're so hip, so hip it hurts
So hip it

Whose the girl with the Kinski eyes? (So hot)
The kind of face you could idolise (So what)
The kind of shape that gets advertised (So hip it hurts)

Once it was normal for a girl to curtsey (Yeah, yeah, yeah)
Got to admit even though it hurts me (Ooh)
She'd squeeze informal till it screams for mercy (So hip it hurts)

He's so hip, so hip it
She's so hip, so hip it
They're so hip, so hip it hurts, so hip it hurts
So hip it