If You Hadn’t, But You Did Liza Minnelli

There he goes as usual, my man
Breaking my foolish heart
I really don't know what to do about him
I've told my self I've got to do without him

There he goes as usual, my man
Tearing my heart apart
He's made my life a mess
I've got to do this I guess
Goodbye, Joe, from here I kiss you
Goodbye, Joe, I hope I don't miss you

(Pistol sound)

If you had been on the square
And had treated me fair
And we'd not had a tiff
If you had not said
I should go and jump right off
The nearest cliff
If you had stayed off the make
And you never had taken
To coming home stiff
If I hand not smelled perfume
With a nasty unfamiliar whiff