I’m Getting Nuttin’ For Christmas Relient K

[Intro]
1, 2, 3, 4!
I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas
'Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad

[Verse 1]
I broke my bat on Johnny's head
Somebody snitched on me
I hid a frog in sister's bed
Somebody snitched on me
I spilled some ink on Mommy's rug
I made Tommy eat a bug
Bought some gum with a penny slug
And somebody snitched on me

[Chorus]
Oh, I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas
Mommy and Daddy are mad
I'm getting nuttin' for Christmas
'Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad

[Verse 2]
I won't be seeing Santa Claus
Somebody snitched on me
He won't come visit me because
Somebody snitched on me
Next year I'll be going straight
Next year I'll be good, just wait
I'd start now, but it's too late
'Cause somebody snitched on me