Fast Rap Battle Boyinaband (Ft. None Like Joshua)

[Nonelikejoshua]
Are you ready to battle?

[Boyinaband]
Yes

[Joshua]
Here we go:

[Verse 1: Boyinaband]
Oh hai, you're that guy
The one that I gotta bring down in a fight
Built up high like I'm battle with a skyscraper - oh wait-
Are you like five foot five?
Find it difficult to follow everything I just said?
Struggling to keep up with your iddy biddy legs
I guess that's the case and my faster pace will outlast and make you exasperated
You're the one stuck hesitating
While I keep accelerating
The friction of my lips is so hot that anything you spit will evaporate and
I'm spitting with a similar rhythm as a machine gun
If you think of bringing a white flag you'll need one
I have the speed of a photon try to keep up
But you can't cause you can't "c" me, son!

[Verse 1: Nonelikejoshua]
Well dad
I am that guy so fly so quick
2 guys 1 mic, but you're vomiting
I spit hot fiya, mute spittah
I rap so fast, I can hear you quiver
Bring it back into the matter of the fact that I can rap with a gat
While you chatter with a lack of the pattern that I would rather
Be traveling to the saturn rings and back
But you still haven't said a single thing in your rap
And actually - I'm 5 foot 9
When I rise to the sky like a rocketship
You'll be saying "oh hai" while you're walking in to
The back of the bus, so holla bitch
I'm monstrous
My flow is tight, while you're slobbering
You mumble and slur what no one's ever heard
And it's all absurd, so you'll be stickin to the beats and never stickin to the words