Almost Illegal Rod Stewart

[Intro]
Yeah, I said yeah

[Verse 1]
I remember the first time
That I ever seen her face
I was standing by the drug store
Trying to save the human race
Took a raincheck on a blind date
To get her prescription filled
We had a short talk and a long walk
Through the lazy cottonfield

[Pre-Chorus]
It was hot
She was cool and sultry
We made love
I was broke and lonely

[Chorus]
She's wonderful, so beautiful
So delectable, she's mine
She's desirable, so lovable
And it's criminal, almost illegal

[Verse 2]
Well we woke up in a barnyard
When I heard a farmer shout
Get away, boy, from my daughter
When a shotgun rang out
We took off
She was right behind me
Ran like the wind
What a crazy lady