SEX Frank Zappa

[Verse 1]
What's the thing that they's talkin' about everywhere? (Sex!)
When they wanna be suave and debonair (Sex!)
What's poppin' up the most from coast to coast? (Sex!)
At your bongo party and your weenie roast (Sex!)
Even them Christians who has born again (Sex!)
Go out and get pooched every now and then (Sex!)
Do ya do or don't ya don't (Sex!)
Bet your lyin' if ya say ya won't

[Chorus]
Some girls try it and go on a diet
Then they worry 'cause they's too fat
Who wants to ride on a ironing board?
That ain't no fun, I tried me one
Grow that meat all over your bones
Work the wall with the local Jones
And while you do it, remember this line
The sniffer says it all the time

[Hook]
"The bigger the cushion, the better the pushin'
The bigger the cushion, the better the pushin'
The bigger the cushion, the better the pushin'
The bigger the cushion"