I Lost My Baby In Williamsburg Nervous Young Men

[Verse 1]
I was takin' Mary for a night on the town
No specific plans just runnin' around
But who should come and take her by the hand?
King William the Third, the King of England

[Chorus]
Didn't you know?
Haven't you heard?
I lost my baby in Williamsburg
It may sound weird
It may sound strange
But old king William took my baby away

[Verse 2]
Wanting to hold my marrow’s lude
(Oh no, don't go!)
Buy King William's vastly overpriced food!
(Oh no, don't go!)
When they tried the same, their despicable king
(Oh no, don't go!)
Oh, that all the restaurants close at 6 in the evening!
(Oh no, don't go!)

[Chorus]
Didn't you know?
And haven't you heard?
I lost my baby in Williamsburg
It might sound weird
And hard to believe
But old king William took my baby from me