Wario:
Waaah...
All my adventures keep on ending in loss
These ancient treasures don't pay back my sunk costs
Wario needs riches but he's in a schism
Wait..I could get rich through CAPTIALISM!
WA-HA!
Games make cash
So I'll make lots of them and lotsa money also in a flash!
The best way
Is to find a buncha chumps I can overwork and underpay!
I'll use friends!
They won't know how to negotiate for stock dividends!
I'll need all 'o them
So I'll call them...
*ring*
Hey, Jimmy! Mona! 9-Volt! The other ones! Wanna make good money makin games for wario?
Waaah...
All my adventures keep on ending in loss
These ancient treasures don't pay back my sunk costs
Wario needs riches but he's in a schism
Wait..I could get rich through CAPTIALISM!
WA-HA!
Games make cash
So I'll make lots of them and lotsa money also in a flash!
The best way
Is to find a buncha chumps I can overwork and underpay!
I'll use friends!
They won't know how to negotiate for stock dividends!
I'll need all 'o them
So I'll call them...
*ring*
Hey, Jimmy! Mona! 9-Volt! The other ones! Wanna make good money makin games for wario?
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