Parody Cal Chuchesta

[Intro]
Oh, I get it!
You think we're joking
You think, you think we're telling a joke here
This ain't no game, buddy

[Hook 1]
Got people calling me a parody (Uh-huh)
But no rapper compare to me (No no!)
But I've had a couple swear to me
"Hey yo, Cal, you're like the best MC"

[Verse 1]
I swear to god I thought I'd never be royal (Lorde!)
The sweater god's like a kettle about to boil
Aluminum rappers, plans get foiled
I put ‘em in the dirt like a seedling in the soil
Checking out my fingers for a green thumb
Cal, I need a mixtape; do you got one? (On the way!)
Something I could put on when I go dumb
Or listen with my nana while we chew gum (Nana!)
We could share it with you if you want some
No thanks, I already got gum (I'm good)
Are you sure, Cal? I think it's cinnamon
Oh yeah, you know what? I'll take one (Yum!)
Rappin' with myself, ain't no one on my level
So if you see me in the park looking kind of disheveled
Talking to myself, like possessed by the devil
Just leave me alone, I swear I ain't goin' mental
I get crazy raps off lazy naps
Wake up in the AM doing crazy laps (Okay)
Shrugs at the gym, getting crazy traps (Rekt!)
Elect to the senate, pass a crazy tax