Ghost Mayday Parade

There's a ghost in my bedroom
It haunts me at night
I've asked him to leave
But he keeps stopping by
Just when I think that I'm alone
It shows up again with a friend this time
And now this is getting old
I don't know what to do
Metaphorically, this ghost is you

Now, this ghost in my bedroom
It gives me advice
He promised, one day, that he'd teach me to fight
Now, when I think that I'm alone
He comes up my way with a devil smile
Singing, "This is now my home
You're my wish come true
When you reach that golden cloud
I'll be there with you."

If there were monsters in the closet
Well I don't think I would be surprised
I hear them call out from my window
They try and trick me to come outside
I won't let you down