The Compliments The Lonely Island (Ft. Too $hort)

[Intro: Too $hort]
Ladies, listen up, this song is for you
You know it's hard out there tryna find a dude
But The Lonely Island's got three top-notch brothers
So sit back and listen while they compliment each other

[Verse 1: Andy, Kiv, and Jorma]
My man Kiv is the shit
Dude is thoughtful as fuck, plus his body is ripped
He's a good listener even when he's exhausted
And he's crazy hygienic, always brushing and flossing
But that ain't nothing compared to my main man, Jorm
The most sensitive, caring dude I've ever known
He's got that sweet smile, he's got that slow touch
What's the sweet smell? Oh shit, he cooked you brunch
But hold up, my man Andy's got us both beat
He makes a skinny margarita that's a wonderful treat
Plus caramel eyes that are hella disarming
He ain't no fucking Prince, my man is King Charming
Jor, you're far to kind—and speaking of kindness
My man Kiv's been diagnosed with colorblindness
He loves all people, plus he's got the fat dick
It's like a gold brick, all shiny and thick

[Interlude: Too $hort]
When they pitched me this song, they were kinda vague
But I said "fuck it, I'm in" 'cause they said I'd get paid
One thing's for sure, these dudes are weird motherfuckers
So kick back and listen while they compliment each other