Your Tumblr Dashboard Sings CollegeHumor

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Come one! Come all!
To the greatest of all
Of the Internet's many diversions
We've got pics, we've got LOLs
We've got gifs large and small
And even a couple perversions
I'm a corgi in a costume
I'm a tasteful nude
I'm a goat cheese frittata
I'm having brunch dude!
Welcome to your Tumblr feed
So click reload, there's more to see
Shorts, jorts
Boots, hats
Clothes you can't afford
Heels, flats
No opinions
Just fashion
Fashion, Fashion
Fashion, Fashion
I'm Benedict Cumberbatch
Why is Tumblr obsessed with me?
Frankly, this makes me uncomfortable
I think you're confused about my sexuality