Full Time Daddy Buck Owens

[Verse 1]
I'm gonna be your full time daddy
Or I won't be no daddy at all
I'm gonna be your full time man
Or I'm not gonna answer your call
Well, I'm sick and tired of this song and dance
From now on, I'm gonna wear the pants
I'm gonna be your full time daddy
Or I won't be no daddy at all

[Bridge]
Well, I'm gonna be your number one
I don't like number two
Or number three, well, I might be
Just between me and you
I'm all through a-bein' your puppy dog
All through with jumpin' when you say frog
And I'm gonna be your full time daddy
Or I won't be no daddy at all

[Verse 2]
Well, I'm gonna be your full time daddy
Or I won't be no daddy at all
Yeah. I'm gonna be your full time man
Or I'm not gonna answer your call
The next time you treat me like a mouse
I'm gonna rat your hair for the house
I'm gonna be your full time daddy
Or I won't be no daddy at all