Cold Ethyl Alice Cooper

[Verse 1]
One thing I miss
Is Cold Ethyl and her skeleton kiss
We met last night
Making love by the refrigerator light

[Chorus]
Ethyl, Ethyl, let me squeeze you in my arms
Ethyl, Ethyl, come and freeze me with your charms

[Verse 2]
One thing, no lie
Ethyl's frigid as an Eskimo Pie
She's cool in bed
And she ought to be, 'cause Ethyl's dead

[Chorus]
Ethyl, Ethyl, let me squeeze you in my arms
Ethyl, Ethyl, come and freeze me with your charms

[Post-Chorus]
Come on, Cold Ethyl
Freeze me, babe

[Guitar solo]
It's cool, it's nice