Theme Song Chris Webby

[Intro]
Woke up this morning
Yeah, and this my motherfuckin' theme song
Woke up this morning
Yeah, and this my motherfuckin' theme song

[Verse 1]
Got bars, yeah the Wi-Fi here got no lag
When I spazz, like a rabid animal without a tag
Foamin' at the mouth, prowlin' around, howlin' and mad
Since I made my escape from a Ukrainian bio lab
I'm a hazard to the public but fuck it, I get the bag (Yep)
And since I don't do apologies, I'm not sorry to brag
Yeah some rappers call me Webby
The rest are calling me dad
I'm a skull and crossbones, you pussies got white flags (Pussy)
Get to waving, I'mma pick up and run
Bitch I'm the one
Ruling with the fist as iron as Attila the Hun
The dopest dope you ever smoked so hold this hit in your lungs
They hit the ground harder and harder the bigger they come (Bow)
They'll draw that line around your body like a word search (Yeah)
I want the glory but I'll show 'em what I'm worth first
Yeah I'm branchin' out my business 'til the birds perch
Hand up on my crotch (Fuckin' pervert)
Tell 'em like