It’s Me Again Margaret Ray Stevens

Well, there once was a feller named Willard McVane
And he only had just one thought on his brain
Every evening about midnight he'd slip off alone
And call the same lady on a pay telephone

It's me again, Margaret
Hello, is this Margaret?
You don't know me, Margaret, but I know you

Well, this upset the lady and it gave her the blues
So she called up the police, said What shall I do?
The chief of detectives came round to her home
And eavesdropped upon them on her upstairs phone

It's me again, Margaret
Hello, is this Margaret?
Margaret, I know it's you, Margaret
Are you naked?

Well, they called up Ma Bell and they traced him on down
To a funky old phone booth on the outskirts of town
It was there that the vice squad with their field glasses read
The lips of that amorous man as he said

It's me again, Margaret
Hello? Is this, is this Margaret?
I know it's you, Margaret
I bet you can't guess what I'm doing