Little Town Wendy Ho

Little town
It's a quiet ghetto
Everyday like da one before

Little town, full of little people
Wakin' up to say…
WASSUP! WASSUP! WASSUP! WASSUP!

There goes the pimp with his ho like always
The same ole cunt and tit to sell
Every mo'nin just the same
Since the mo'nin that we came
To this po' mofo ghetto, “Wassup Darnell?”

”Wassup, how you doin?
Gurl you look pregnant!”
“I am! Six months! His Dad’s a bitch!
I need food stamps, dat’s too expensive!
Grape soda and some Funyun Rings for me!”

Now its no wonder that her name Bomqueesha
She gots da biggest butt in town
And you know she gots some braids
And some stenshuns that she mades
In this po mofo ghetto, “Wassup Shirelle?”