Dear Slim Tom MacDonald

[Verse 1]
Dear Slim, I thought you might've heard of me maybe
'Cause lately, everywhere I turn, someone's comparing us, crazy
I never would've thought when I was bumpin' Biggie and 'Pac
That I would buy bleach in a box and become the product of Shady
But I'm here now; hi, my name is Tom MacDonald
People call me controversial, I'm the one that counterculture follows
Every song I drop's a problem, I offend an awful lot with topics
Commenting on race and politics, I'm pretty awesome
Dear Slim, I know we're very different politically
Seems like some of your biggest fans are the victims I'm triggering
They're convinced I don't like you which ain't consistent with history
I was picked on as a kid, and they don't know what Slim did for me
But I'm here now, and I fight this system just like you
Was addicted to pills and liquor and quit 'em just like you
People claim that you hate me, but Marshall, that can't be right, dude
You'd have to hate yourself as well 'cause, Marshall, I'm you

[Chorus]
Marshall, remember back when
You became Eminem
You changed the world with a pen
Well, now I'm just like you
I don't give a what saying what I want with my fingers up
Everybody triggered and they think I suck
But I don't give a what (Nanananana)
But I don't give a what (Nanananananana)